Simpsons scripts
I don’t need to watch the Simpsons, the scripts are enough to make me laugh out loud.
Here’s some of my favorite Homer Simpson quotes
Here’s some of my favorite Homer Simpson quotes
- Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
- Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
- I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for
it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
- Well, it’s 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
- Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in
every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
- What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
- Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
- Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
- Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.
- Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
- All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
- But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
- That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!
[ooo—- FSU reference? ] - If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing
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