More tweets from God

I do this so my Twitter account isn't mostly retweets of @God

I'm telling you right now if you don't start behaving down there I will turn this planet around.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 26, 2013

Seriously, what is wrong with you people?
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 26, 2013

When you type "omg" you simultaneously blaspheme, abbreviate and lower-case My name. But hey, no worries.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 28, 2013

Catholics: there's no pope! Quick, start sinning before it starts counting again!
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 28, 2013