I can't keep retweeting God

So I'm just going to save off his good ones in my blog.

The people who say "it's all part of God's plan" give Me waaay too much credit.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 3, 2013

Life is one long assisted suicide.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 2, 2013

I think everyone else in My Bible study group feels a little intimidated.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 27, 2013

Life gets a lot simpler once you're dead.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 23, 2013